Sister Agnes is fully clothed.
She has been fully clothed for the entire duration of this website. We would like her to be slightly less clothed, but we cannot afford it. Modelling rates in the sacred-garment sector are frankly outrageous.
“I was never asked.”— Sister Agnes
The Modesty Meter
Every gift brings us closer to nothing at all.
- $2,500She removes one glove
- $18,000She removes the other glove
- $95,000The scapular comes off
- $600,000The veil is loosened by approximately 4mm
- $12,000,000The habit
$47
raised of $12,000,000 · 0.0004%
Institutional assurances
- Fund designation
- Sister Agnes Restricted Garment Adjustment Fund
- Verified impact
- 0.00 cm² of canonical garment surface altered
- Measurement basis
- Modesty Standard v1.0
The meter has a 0.6% visual minimum so it can be seen. The percentage printed above is exact. This discrepancy has been disclosed to the full extent of our governance capacity.