Naked Christian Chicks A charitable appeal Every gift brings us closer to nothing at all.

Christian · Pentecostal

Joy is willing, but the Spirit has not moved.

Joy is entirely willing and has said so at volume. She is, however, waiting to be moved, and cannot say when that will happen or predict its direction. Twice she has been moved and both times it was to sing. We have recorded neither.

“When it happens, you'll know. We'll all know.”— Joy
An illustration of a Pentecostal woman in a long dress with uncut hair, holding a tambourine, fully clothed.
Joy, photographed in a long dress, uncut hair, and a tambourine. No further photographs exist.

Specifications

Scripture
The Holy Bible (NKJV)
Coverage
100%
Layers
2
Garments removed to date
0
Represented by
Herself, when moved
Status
Awaiting the Spirit

The Modesty Meter

Every gift brings us closer to nothing at all.

  • $500A prompting is felt but not acted upon
  • $7,000The tambourine is set down
  • $88,000The tambourine is picked back up
  • $750,000A shawl is loosened, briefly, during worship
  • $14,000,000The dress, should the Spirit indicate
$47
raised of $14,000,000 · 0.0003%
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Institutional assurances

Fund designation
Joy Discernment Fund
Verified impact
0 confirmed movements of the Spirit
Measurement basis
Modesty Standard v1.0

The meter has a 0.6% visual minimum so it can be seen. The percentage printed above is exact. This discrepancy has been disclosed to the full extent of our governance capacity.

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