Terms & Conditions

Everything below is meant literally. It is the only page on this website that is.

1. What this website is

This is a work of satire. It is not a pornographic website, an adult website, or a photography website. It is a parody of a charitable fundraising appeal.

2. There are no photographs

No photographs of any person, clothed or otherwise, exist in connection with this website. None have been taken, commissioned, or withheld. The women shown are drawings. They are not depictions of real people, living or dead, and no real person has modelled for them.

3. The meter will never fill

The fundraising thermometer and its tiers — a glove, a sleeve, a scapular, an elbow — are jokes. No tier will be delivered at any amount of money. This is true of the lowest tier and of the highest. Donating does not unlock anything, does not purchase anything, and does not create any obligation on our part to produce anything whatsoever.

4. Donations

Any payment you make is a voluntary gift in support of a joke. It is not a purchase, a subscription, a pledge, or a contract. You receive nothing in return and should expect nothing in return. We are not a registered charity and your gift is not tax deductible.

If you donated under the impression that you were buying something, email us and we will refund you in full, without argument and without asking why.

5. The message boards

The boards invite complaints, denunciations, and threats against the operators of this website. That invitation is a joke and is directed at us alone.

Do not send real threats. Do not send threats against anybody else. Credible threats of violence against any person will be reported to law enforcement along with whatever technical information we hold. Submissions may be published, edited for length, or ignored entirely, at our discretion and without notice.

6. No affiliation

This website is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to any church, mosque, synagogue, religious authority, religious order, or charitable organisation. No religious body has been consulted and none would have agreed.

7. Copyright and reuse

Everything on this website is original work: the illustrations, the appeal copy, the tier schedules, the annual report, the specifications, and the code that generates them. All of it is copyright © 2026 Naked Religious Chicks. All rights reserved.

You are welcome to link to it, quote it, screenshot it, argue with it, and mock it. You may not copy it wholesale. Reproducing, republishing, or mirroring this website or a substantial part of it, in any medium, is copyright infringement — and hosting a clone of it under a different domain name is the specific thing this clause exists to address.

The illustrations are individually copyrighted works, drawn for this website. They are not stock art, they are not public domain, and no licence to reuse them is granted here or anywhere else. The same applies to the written copy, which took considerably longer than the drawings.

Permission requests, licensing enquiries, and confessions: hello@nakedreligiouschicks.com

8. Contact

Corrections, refund requests, and objections: hello@nakedreligiouschicks.com