Naked Jewish Chicks A charitable appeal Every gift brings us closer to nothing at all.

Jewish · Hasidic

Chaya is Rivka's cousin and is wearing more.

Chaya is represented by Marvin, who is Sheldon's brother and considerably worse. Negotiations began after Rivka's concluded and are expected to continue past the heat death of the universe. Marvin has asked for a schedule of our other schedules.

“Marvin handles this. Marvin handles everything.”— Chaya
An illustration of a woman in a snood and long layered clothing, fully clothed.
Chaya, photographed in a sheitel, a snood over the sheitel, and three layers we have not identified. No further photographs exist.

Specifications

Scripture
Torah, Talmud, and a further shelf
Coverage
100%
Layers
6
Garments removed to date
0
Represented by
Marvin, who is Sheldon's brother
Status
Negotiations ongoing

The Modesty Meter

Every gift brings us closer to nothing at all.

  • $8,300Marvin agrees to a call
  • $74,800The call is rescheduled
  • $425,500A layer is formally counted
  • $3,750,000Marvin consults Sheldon
  • $93,000,000Sheldon consults Marvin
$47
raised of $93,000,000 · 0.0001%
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Institutional assurances

Fund designation
Chaya Extended Negotiation Fund
Verified impact
0 layers identified, 0 removed
Measurement basis
Modesty Standard v1.0

The meter has a 0.6% visual minimum so it can be seen. The percentage printed above is exact. This discrepancy has been disclosed to the full extent of our governance capacity.

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